A Family Who Talks Too Much (Thrice)

If someone in your family talks on their cell phone so much that you felt the need to purchase an accessory sticker of a tiny cell phone and place it in their little sticker hand...I have a problem with you.

And if the person in your family who has this addiction is one of your kids, I'm calling you out right now on being a crappy parent. It might be time to reexamine what you're telling them is important, and also what family habits you choose to broadcast to the rest of the world.  Just a thought.