A Family That Could Use A Grammar Refresher

My notes to the Robinson family:

a) The plural form of a last name never contains an apostrophe. Idiots.

b) You live in Ohio. It is not sunny enough for you to buy a sticker that wears sunglasses as though they are a daily accessory.

c) Your kid looks like a tiny terrorist. Seriously, is he Dennis the Menace?!

d) I would love to hear the reason for why you thought it was okay to put your last name on your car, as though identity theft isn't a rampant issue in this country.