Saturday, July 28, 2012

A Family Of Polygamists (Twice)

I mean... I'm not like a math whiz or an obstetrician or anything like that, but I do know that the same woman can't have one child on 07/12 and have another child on 10/12.  That's sort of not how things work with the birds and the bees.  So my only logical conclusion is that this is Dad's car and he has two wives.  But I could have sworn that polygamy was illegal?!

Also, these people deserve to be called out for being a pedophile/predator's dream come true.  If I'm wrong and this isn't Dad's car, then a woman is driving.  And that woman is pregnant (very pregnant, because apparently she has two sets of reproductive organs with different due dates). And pregnant women can be easy prey for predators who want to get to Noah, Madeline and Alexis.  Come on people. Let's use some common sense. You don't need to make this any easier for the crazies than it already is.



























Here are two distinctly separate families on the same car...but Dad is wearing the same outfit in both, which I can only assume means Dad is the same in both families.  Looks like Wife #2 was a little more fertile (not to mention produced more talented kids!) than Wife #1.

2 comments:

  1. And another thing on the due date one. Do you scrape off the due date and put the name on once the kid is born?

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  2. Also, Mike suggested that young Madeline is a little slutty and the 10/12 baby is hers.

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