Sunday, July 15, 2012

A Family Of Aliens


Dear Mom of this family,

I would've loved to have been inside your head for the dialogue you had with yourself when making this purchase.  I can only guess it went something like this:

Well, the regular stick figures are too ordinary for us.  But we don't like Disney enough to buy Mickey Mouse heads, and we don't wear flip-flops... Wait! I know! I'll spend money to buy eleven stickers of tiny green aliens because we are so OUT OF THIS WORLD!

And because this may have been one of the worst decisions you ever made, I'm going to suggest you impose a mandatory shopping buddy on yourself for all future outings so they can put a stop to purchases like this. 

You're welcome.
Carrie

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