A Family On A House

A friend of mine recently moved into a new house.  I went to visit, only to find this little gem on the window next to the front door.  So of course my first move was to kneel down and capture my next blog victim.

I guess it's not enough anymore to advertise to everyone who drives behind you that you're a single mom with a daughter and two dogs.  Now, you need every Girl Scout, Jehovah's Witness, UPS driver, and neighbor asking for a cup of sugar to know it, too.

Also, this sticker says to me, "I am a single mom who works full time and probably also has to take my daughter to her 16 extracurricular activities on evenings and weekends. And then I come home and probably stress about paying my bills and saving for her college fund, so I take Ambien to sleep. Are you looking for a house to rob? Pick me!!!!"

Note: My friend told me (and I confirmed) that sticker families are very hard to get off of glass. It definitely requires a razor blade.  So if you are considering one of these, I suggest you confirm that your marriage and all pictured hobbies are committed to and solid before making the purchase.