Saturday, January 12, 2013

A Family In Castle Wasowski

































Welcome to Castle Wasowski...where the giant smiling sun from the Raisin Bran box is always shining, where Dad might be some kind of architect and Mom has hideous hair.

Castle Wasowski, where Dad and Mom, like so many other parents, are confusing their eldest daughter, Jane, for an actual princess. (Though I will admit that Jane has the best princess outfit I have seen thus far.)

Aaaaaah, Castle Wasowski, where Julie and her rubber ducky never get out of the tub (cleanest kid ever?!).  Where Mom and Dad throw caution to the wind and, instead of using a modern stroller focused on child safety, push Lily around in a bassinet on wheels.  Castle Wasowski, a place where Denim protects everyone from strangers at the front door.

Oh, Castle Wasowski, where............Fielder is dead.



ALTERNATE CAPTION:

This is wrong. Something is wrong. That dad is not Mike Wasowski!!  THIS is Mike Wasowski:

 

2 comments:

  1. This might be the greatest sticker family OF ALL TIME. I mean "Castle Wasowski" AND the Dad's name is Mike? This has win written all over it.

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  2. After a few glimpses...ok maybe like 10 minutes of hardcore staring I have a few guesses and observations..Maybe Mike built this young family a castle? Also, it seems as if the theme of 'J' names ended with the newest addition. I can hear the convo now.."Honey do we really have to search through the damn book again to find another name that starts with 'J'? Its not like Im going to remember there names anyway..When I need to remember them I will just go look at the back of your car..We need a name huh? ohh How I Met Your Mother is on? Lilly is so funny. Lilly!! Done!!"

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