A Family Who's Out Of Order

I have some questions for this sticker manufacturer:

1. Is that leash a separate sticker, or does it come with the dog?

2.  Why do you make some dog stickers that are (comparatively) cute, and others that looks like emaciated, rabid, confused mutts that no one would ever keep as a pet?  (Side question for Single Mom: Why would you ever buy said terrible dog stickers?)

3. Why do you make stickers of grown women with their midriff showing? This is not the movie Clueless or the year 1994.

4.  Was the parrot honestly requested so frequently that you  had to make a sticker for it?  I know no one who owns a bird.

I also have one question/comment for Single Mom:

1. Why do you play favorites?  Because from what I see here, this is the list of things you value in life:

a) Your parrot

b) Your dog who misbehaves so frequently that even in sticker life he is on a tight leash

c) Your daughter (WHO IS NOT A &#@$ING PRINCESS)

d) Your first mangy mutt

e) Your second mangy mutt

I'll keep all my snarky guesses as to why you're a single mom to myself, but I will kindly suggest that it may be time to reexamine the order of your stickers.