A Family Who Took It Too Far (Twice)

Okay, we get it...you want to make a cat lady joke. Har har.

But I refuse to believe that any woman has either thirteen (top) or fifteen (bottom) cats all by herself.  Or rather, there are three reasons why I refuse to believe that either of these cars is actually owned by a woman who has thirteen or fifteen cats.

First, this is not a fact she would want to advertise (I hope).

Second, we have all seen an episode or two of Hoarders or another show documenting people who collect books or ketchup bottles or (God forbid) live animals.  And crazies like that are not nearly organized enough to purchase this many stickers and not lose them among a pile of antique saucepans and Duran Duran cassette tapes.  I mean, if she seriously had thirteen cats (one of whom resided on top of her head), she is never going to the store.  She gets pallets of kitty litter delivered straight to her home.  Which brings me to my final point...

Third, it's unlikely that she has a car, especially not a car that is relatively clean and where there is nary a bag of cat treats or a diamond-studded collar to be seen.

You took it too far, Family.   Had you kept it at ten cats or under and maybe thrown another human in there, you might have had us.  But as it is, your joke was a major fail.