A Family of Giant Money-Wasters

I don't remember someone hiring me to draw stick people with my left hand that would then be manufactured and sold as car accessories, but apparently that happened at some point.  I'll be getting tested for short-term memory loss at my next doctor's appointment.

Speaking of doctors... Dad, your body is made of a giant red tie.  Might want to get that checked out.

If we use typical sticker family logic on this one and the order goes Mom, Dad, Daughter #1, Daughter #2, then someone needs to tell me immediately why Daughter #2 is drinking a martini.

Don't worry, I haven't forgotten to point out that these are THE MOST GIANT STICKERS EVER.  Or that THEY ARE ON THE BACK OF A FRIGGIN ESCALADE.  So basically these people spent like $70,000 on a car and immediately covered up 40% of their back window with what I am comfortable calling the most hideous stickers in existence.  If they have extra money laying around that they're looking to waste, I need a new couch...