This is why I'm 28 and single.
Because every guy my age is one of the following:
- Married
- Divorced with a crazy ex-wife
- The father to a couple illegitimate kids
- The father to a couple legitimate kids with the crazy ex-wife
- Living in his parents' basement
- The kind of guy who is nice, has a good job and is possibly even handsome, but wants to put stickers of a bride, a groom and seven pets on the back of his Acura
It also may or may not be because I am way too picky, and I hate it when people touch my stuff or bother me on weekends.
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