A Family That's Cooler Than You

I bet Mom just instagram-ed an artsy photo of her vegan lunch while Dad tweeted the details of their afternoon hike from their matching iPhones. I bet they're all wearing Toms and authentically worn-in jeans.  I bet the youngest one is composing a symphony on the virtual keyboard of their iPad's piano app while riding in the back seat. I bet the older sibling is posting some deep junior high truths (probably in the form of song lyrics) on Facebook from his WiFi-enabled iPod.  I bet their day was so much more "epic" than yours. I bet Justin Long hangs out at their house in his Converse sneakers with his hands in his pockets, spewing random facts about why Macs are better than PCs.  I bet it took them less than a minute to track down and purchase this sticker family on amazon.com.  I bet they are so consumed with  having their noses stuck in electronics that they haven't sat down to dinner as a family in six months.

I bet they are so much cooler than you.