If there
were ever a sticker family to fear, this is the one. Six ninjas?
I'm almost scared to make fun of them behind the anonymous cybersafety of
my computer. Almost.
I want to
know what they are plotting. Obviously
it is something ultra-stealthy. I mean
look at those eyes. There must be
something really sketchy happening to the right of this family’s line of
sight. They are about to jump right off
that windshield and mess some stuff up.
Take matters into their own little ninja hands. Do some gymnastics trickery and maybe an
assassination or four. You know,
standard ninja stuff.
If you want
to show the world you're raising your kids to be sneaky little badasses, I
guess ninja stickers would be the way to go. Just drive this minivan slowly past the playground giving the bullies this furtive ninja look and I guarantee no one will take your kid's juice box. Take that, world.
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